happy 50th post!

let me open this post to a sour note! *pops champagne*

i feel sour yay! i feel sour yay! i feel v. v. v. sour yay! yay! yay!

plus i feel like insulting ppl as well! woohoo! bottoms up ppl let me celebrate this redundant moment! wahahahas

ok...
ok?
ok ok?

are u ok?
m i ok?
u ok?

rahhhhh!!!!

let me propose a toast!

firstly to the one and only! *read btw these lines. i'll try not to be too direct. but i want to. hahas. yes i m talkin abt u! abt u and how u always do tat. yea dat. u noe wat i mean. wat ur doin right now! dun deny it! ur doin it even as u follow this~ this goes out to you! :P

secondly to all the wallowers in self pity! this toast goes out especially to you! keep wallowing! kp drowning! and may ur sorrows reli take u there! u noe. NOWHERE. this also includes all you AA's hoping dat one day everyone's gaze shall be upon you! well honey, apparently nobody's watching! hahas. coz nobody bothers too! sad aye? well DEAL with it! SUCK IT IN PPL! COZ WHO WOULD WANNA WASTE THEIR TIME HEARING UR PATHETIC CRIES FOR HELP. and when help comes u smack the hand tat wants to hold u! A real toast to you :) coz without u ppl we would hv not known how tiring it is to be bombarded EVERY single day abt ur woes! well not to say i hv my agonies alr! WELL I GUESS THIS IS THE WORD U'd never wanna hear rite? CHEER UP!!! WAHAHAS... coz er... it dun matter RITE? bottoms up!

thirdly to you upright ppl! hahas. Probably the reason ppl like u exist is to show how bent u reli are! nothing is reli upright unless u tie it hard to a brace! wells loosen up! or hmmm tighten up! probably it might enhance ur uprightness! IT WILL RISE AND PESEVERE!!! YOu can uphold it any moment frm day to night. following tat lil light at the end of the tunnel! ANd i cheer u on till dat inevitable day u go limp!!! THREE CHEERS! COZ reli. with ur upright ____....(take a moment there to fill in the word) u can go so far only... THANK YOU UPRIGHT PPL. you make me justify my wrongs and fuel my desire to be bent! coz reli somehow u ought to tend to zero! wahahas.

fourthly and hopefully lastly this goes out to u buggers. yes BUGGERS!!! B.U.G.G.E.R.S. thnx for buggin ard! hahas. cant help it rite but to just bug. lil buggers. kp buggin! kp irritatin! kp being tat lice in the hair of someone! coz sometimes tats how lil and also big critters end up, unnoticed! wahahas. u lot are special indeed! hiding unnnoticed and catchin ppl like us unawares. and bothering to bother. its rare to see endangered bugs! but bugs like u deserve to be protected! wahahs!

oh oh i forgot this grp of ppl! hahas. super-ficial! yes! u pansies who see the outside! wahahas. u guys sure rock this world by playin alot of hide and seek! let the children play they say. coz dats all tat they can reli do! hahas. play and play all day getting lost in the games they play! wahahas. get lost! literally! and yea learn to open ur eyes deeper than wat u alr see! probably gorge it! then in ur blindness u'd see wat ppl are reli! but anyway good job! ur superficial assessments just make u a better judge of appearance! wahahas. probably dats why the monkey can still throw bananas on some show on tv! but its a plastic world ainit? can see the real thing rite? coz beneath tat wrapper is a sugar coated chocolate dipped....

and yes who cant forget u! the encouraging discourager! thnx for the courage! thanks for the discourage! wahahas makes me confused. and dats a good thing! it makes me think! so when i think, i come up with somethin, than i m encouraged and yet discouraged! hoorah to ya for doin such a great job of contradiciton! for being dat stuck up jail warden who shoves ahem up my ahem ahem...and being dat sweet lil stewardess so willing to serve beyond wat is required!! thank you for ur jekyll and hyde attitude! hoorah once more!

i can go on! still got so many on my list! hahas n of course if i mention to those i forgot maybe UR meant to be forgotten!!! hahas so if suddenly i rem...probably ur not tat significant after all! anyways hope u hv a bad after taste! if not....hmmmm then good day! hope u slip and fall...

ahhh yes! just one more...

to the young and the hopeless! to that sweet romantic bleahx!. live up to ur liquid dreams! who noes u might write a new move! and say i did it my way! wahahas! fun rite? fun... like a tickle me elmo huh? on a tickle it'll just go hahahahahaha in tat retarded tone! hehe cheers!

well to close this toast! i'd say cheers to the nxt 50 entries to come! hahahas. hopefully not as boring as this! n yes probably its literal! probably its not... but one thing's for sure!

*u want to eat gesture* now think as if we r in italy! *thnx russel!

life is so beautiful! especially with all this ppl to surround me! u spur me to write the unreasonable! and reli i m just being dat way for now only! :D

"I just wanna thank you, for giving me the best day of my life..."

pfft....

Thank you Dido!